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Do Not, Read this Article!: The Akvan

You know how little kids play the opposite game? It’s when they say one thing, but mean the exact opposite of it. Therefore, I want to play, means I want to sleep. I want to eat, means I’m not hungry. It’s only slightly less annoying than when they realize that you can ask why to anything! Well imagine a powerful evil spirit that thought exactly the same way! Ack!

Magical Buffet Mythology: Daphne

If you’re like me, when you hear the name Daphne your brain goes to the redheaded damsel from Scooby-Doo. Crap, is that really just me? Well, the Daphne from Scooby-Doo was jokingly referred to as Danger Prone Daphne. The poor girl was constantly falling down the trap doors or being snatched by the villainous men in masks. Daphne Blake was, in fact, always the hapless victim. (Until Hanna-Barbera revamped the series and turned Daphne into a female MacGuyver of sorts.) The fact is Daphne made sure to end up involved with solving mysteries, and would pay the price by being the damsel of the story (with Velma being the brains, Fred, the brawn, and Shaggy and Scooby the bait). The Daphne we’re talking about is just as much a victim, but instead of seeking out mysteries to cause her trouble, she just needed to live during the time when Greek Gods visited the Earth.

The Driver’s Ten Commandments

If you watch The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, or heck even Headline News, then you’ve already heard about the Driver’s Ten Commandments. This was part of a larger document, the Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road, that was issued by the Vatican on June 19, 2007. Technically, this is old news, with it being July and all, but in case you hadn’t seen this already I’m covering it now, also, I think it’s fun and timeless.

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