Put the Needle on the Record

Because of my age, I came into the 1980s late. It was in high school when my finger nails turned blue, my skirts included clingy black shorts sticking out from under that you could see, and on days when I wasn’t wearing a Sandman t-shirt (I must have had 6 or 7 different ones) my shirts tended to be mesh, neon, or perhaps ripped to expose a shoulder. There I was at the beginning of the grunge era, most days looking like I was on my way to audition to be an extra in a Cover Girls or Salt-N-Pepa video. (Don’t you worry your pretty little heads, as Courtney Love happened some floral dresses and combats boots showed up in the wardrobe as well.) In high school when I purchased music singles they were in the cassette single format, also known as cassingles. I rarely gave their covers a second look. Cassingles were simply a means to an end, it was only the music that mattered. Perhaps that’s why I have such a romantic feeling about vinyl singles. There is a magic about that size and format. You can lose yourself in a vinyl cover in a way that cassette tapes never really allowed.

This brings us to what I’m calling “the bestest thing ever”, “Put the Needle on the Record: The 1980s at 45 Revolutions Per Minute” by Matthew Chojnacki. Let me first start with, that is a bad ass name for the book. I don’t know if it was the author or the publisher that came up with that, but whoever did deserves a big thumbs up! If you’re looking to discover the artistic nature of the eighties, look no further. Chojnacki has compiled over 250 vinyl single covers highlighting every musical and artistic corner of the decade. He presents covers together to show trends; the cover of Def Leppard’s “Hysteria” influencing Winger’s “Madalaine”, album sleeves in denim, the cover of La Toya Jackson’s “Heart Don’t Lie” being derived directly from Michael Jackson’s “Human Nature”, covers that have the appearance of postcards, the work of Keith Haring, and more!

Kate Bush, Army Dreamers (Design John Carder Bush, 1980, EMI 5106, U.K.)
Dolly Parton, I Will Always Love You (Design Unknown, 1982, RCA 13260, U.S.)

“Two of music’s most distinguished vocalists and lyricists appear here in ‘autographed’ photos” – Matthew Chojnacki

But hold on folks, because “Put the Needle on the Record” isn’t just filled with beautiful images of vinyl single covers. Chojnacki interviewed loads of people involved with them. Artists, designers, musicians, and whoever else played a hand in the creation of the covers are featured throughout the book. Sometimes offering insight into how the art was created, other times revealing behind the scenes stories, and frequently explaining a meaning to the cover that you may not have seen before. And the whole thing is sandwiched between a great foreword from Jake Shears (of Scissor Sisters) and an equally stellar afterword from Nick Rhodes (of Duran Duran).

Madonna, Everybody (Illustration Lou Beach, Design Christine Sauers, 1982, Sire 29899 12, U.S.)
The Clash, This is England (Illustration Eddie King, 1985, CBS 6122, U.K.)

“Madonna’s ‘Everybody’ depicted New York’s Lower East Side/East Village, while ‘This is England’ portrayed a Brit city landscape.” – Matthew Chojnacki

“Put the Needle on the Record” is an art book beautiful enough to proudly set out on your coffee table that is loaded with enough thoughtful pop culture journalism to keep your friends on your sofa for far too long.

Celebrating Cindy

Two years ago I stumbled across a website called www.MyNerdGirl.com and when I did, I started a long distance friendship with the site’s founder Cindy Marie Harney (aka Cindy Chaney). In April 2009 I published an interview with Cindy on The Magical Buffet website. This introduced my readers to a vivacious woman. An intelligent woman willing to take risks with a great sense of humor. The very next month I learned that my new friend suffered from Lupus, and so despite my publicly documented aversion to raising money for walk/runs for causes, I personally donated to Team Cindy and encouraged others to do so.

Although absent from the site in 2010, Cindy and I still kept in touch thanks to the all powerful Facebook. Even though I knew she was struggling with her health, she always projected a positive, upbeat image. While I gripe about my endless strings of doctor’s appointments, Cindy would publicly celebrate her new adjustable bed or upgraded scooter. I admired, and was jealous of, her always glass half full outlook.

In April 2011 Cindy reappeared on The Magical Buffet, again when raising money for Team Cindy’s Lupus walk/run. When I first learned of Cindy’s Lupus she had difficulty walking for extended periods and had to give up dancing, by this year she was suffering from stage four kidney and lung failure and was unable to attend the walk personally. However Cindy had been writing, and she approached me about publishing one of her essays on The Magical Buffet. In June of this year “What I Learned from Bin Laden” was published on the site. “Bin Laden” shared a part of her past I had never known and revealed Cindy to be, in spite of everything, an idealist and dreamer. She ended the essay quoting John Lennon and saying, “Perhaps if we are able to operate in the consciousness of total oneness and abundance, and without the need, desire, and want to compete, then we could have peace. As I write this I am making a pledge to myself to never let others make me question what I know is right, to be true to my soul, to allow myself to imagine what Lennon envisioned, to not let others fear influence me, and to wave my PACE flag for the entire world to see. Will you join me?” Cindy’s essay boasted some of the highest numbers in readers and commenters ever for a post on the site.

Back in April, when hearing about Cindy’s deteriorating health, I wrote, “I can’t read those words and not feel a welling up of rage. I won’t mention anyone by name, but at least one of the women I work with a lot for The Buffet suffers from a chronic pain condition, I myself suffer from several yet to be effectively diagnosed and treated health conditions, and here I find that Cindy, a woman who I would readily describe as one of the ‘best of the best’ is in hospice care. I can’t help but feel there is a war on women right now, and we’re all losing.”

I’m here today with sad news friends, in October we lost, we lost again. Cindy Marie Harney passed away after years of battling Lupus. If you are reading this post at 4pm eastern on Saturday, November 12, 2011, you are virtually attending a memorial being held for friends and family of Cindy’s in Orange, CA. Sadly I could not be there in person, but somehow felt a friendship forged and maintained thanks to the internet being honored online was a fitting substitute.

When reflecting on what to say, I considered going to Cindy’s friends and trying to learn more about her past and life outside of the internet. However I stopped myself. To do so would imply that the friendship we shared online was somehow “lacking”, was somehow not as “special” or “important” as those she had offline. I would never say that, ever. Cindy touched a lot of lives and regardless of whether those people were online or off, she’ll be missed by everyone of us.

Adventures with Stan the Sugar Skull

You might remember that not too long ago I made a trip to Marlborough, NH. While there I visited the awesome store Inkubus, that was made all the cooler for having supplies for making Day of the Dead sugar skulls. I said if I tried making one I would let you know how it went. Well, here we are!

I’ve got to admit my absolute surprise because making sugar skulls wasn’t hard at all. Jim and I braced ourselves for the worst. I even went to the www.MexicanSugarSkull.com website, since they’re company that makes the skull forms we were using, for additional tips. (By the way, their site is really great.) But once we started, we quickly realized that making the skulls was easy and fun. You make a mix of water, sugar, and meringue powder. You mix it with your hands and it feels like damp sand on the beach. It’s uncanny really. We pressed the mix into the forms, turned them out onto cardboard squares, and left them out overnight to dry.

Drying sugar skull halves.

It was really hard to leave them alone while they dried. Jim and I kept hovering over the halves, wanting to poke them to see if they were drying. It was during this drying time that for some reason I decided our skull’s name was Stan.

Now the instructions with the forms, and the sugar skull website, tell you to make your own royal icing to use on the skulls. Well, I’m a lazy girl so instead I bought a tube of white frosting and Jim used that to glue both halves of Stan into one skull.

Stan is now whole.

And now to decorate! Both Jim and I are not what you would call “craft oriented” so we just picked up a few tubes of frosting and a set of plastic decorating tips to screw on to decorate Stan. Needless to say, he is pretty basic looking, but not too bad. Traditionally there should be vertical stripes of frosting over Stan’s line of a mouth, but after doing the line I really liked the way it looked. It’s kind of like Stan is looking at you and saying, “Yep. I’m a sugar skull.” Decorating Stan was the most difficult part of the sugar skull making process since I’ve never really done dessert decoration before.

Stan with two nameless brothers.

Now that we’ve tried it, both Jim and I have the sugar skull “bug”. We’re coming up with all kinds of weird ideas of things to try. Who knows, perhaps sugar skulls will appear on the site again!

Geek Month in Review: October 2011

by JB Sanders

Victorian Lego mansions

And because this is Halloween Month, they’re haunted and abandoned. Yeah, that’s right — haunted LEGO houses.

Suburban life, 4000 years ago

See computer reconstructions of a town from the Bronze Age, which looks remarkably suburban to our modern eyes.

Chocolate Like You’ve Never Tasted

I don’t mean that euphemistically, because these are varieties of the cocoa bean that have been discovered in the Amazonian jungles of Peru. One of the varieties was recently developed by a Swiss chocolatier who sold them for $60/pound. And the reason it’s on the Geeky News? Scientists are sequencing the plant DNA and plotting the mineral contents of the soil where the varieties grow to figure out what makes them taste different.

Megavirus

That’s something you want see in a headline, isn’t it? Real news story, thankfully not as movie-of-the-week as that sounds.

Black Death Decoded

Speaking of tiny malicious organisms, scientists have sequenced the genome of the strain of the Black Death (y-pestis) that killed 50 million people back in the 1300’s. Hopefully to better understand it, and not to ransom the world for 1 billion dollars.

Things Science Fiction Films Have Ruined for John Scalzi

Always an amusing author, this time about things scifi films have ruined for him.

The Aurora Borealis Never Looked Better

So there’s this hotel in Finland that will rent you this cute little cabin specially designed for star-gazing and seeing the Aurora Borealis. Why are they perfect for it? Because they’re geodesic domed “cabins” made of thermal glass (remember, this is Finland, it’s a wee chill).

It’s Back to the, er, Past?

The DeLorean Car Company is releasing an electric car in 2013. Yes, a gull-winged, all-electric vehicle. No, it’s not powered by fusion. Not yet, anyway.

Actual Hobbit House, Minus Hobbits

It’s an off-the-grid, semi-buried, earth-friendly house in Wales. Not exactly a hobbit house, but strongly similar. Looks pretty cool, too.

It’s a Game AND Science!

Protein folding is part of bimolecular science trying to figure out the ideal structures of proteins, and it has possible applications to all sorts of things — HIV/AIDs research, cancer cures, Alzheimer’s. So instead of throwing a fancy screensaver at the problem (ala SETI@home), some clever bunch have come up with a game, and are letting smart-ass gamers find the best folding strategies. That’s right, it’s a video game where winning means curing cancer!
Details and science here:

Inserting Synthetic Objects Into Real Photographs

Prosaic title; amazing results. Science fiction means never believing what you see ever again. These guys have come up with a method for inserting computer-generated objects into a real photographic scene, either statically, or as part of an animation, so that they look real. Seriously real. Watch the video if you don’t believe me.

Solar-Powered Airships

Who doesn’t love airships? All the fun of flying without the jet-fuel headaches. Plus a HECK of a lot more room in the vehicle. Well, now there’s a company working on airships (actual heavier-than-air models) that are powered entirely by photovoltaic panels on the hull. They call them SolarShips. Watch the video to see what the giant-sized cargo hauler looks like.

Only Two Hands!

So this guy is juggling three Rubik’s Cubes. Not that interesting, right? Just juggling. But he’s also solving one of them at the same time as juggling the other two. See for yourself:

From SciFi to Your Wall

There have been a few scifi novels that used bioluminescence for lighting, but no one has really brought the concept to … er … light. Until now! Phillips, yes, the other light-bulb folks, have a working prototype. They power it methane and compost drawn from their concept-home microbial loop system (food waste from the kitchen, basically).

About John:
John’s a geek from way back. He’s been floating between various computer-related jobs for years, until he settled into doing tech support in higher ed. Now he rules the Macs on campus with an iron hand (really, it’s on his desk).

Geek Credentials:
RPG: Blue box D&D, lead minis, been to GenCon in Milwaukee.
Computer: TRS-80 Color Computer, Amiga 1000, UNIX system w/reel-to-reel backup tape
Card games: bought Magic cards at GenCon in 1993
Science: Met Phil Plait, got time on a mainframe for astronomy project in 1983
His Blog: http://glenandtyler.blogspot.com

10 Questions with Jordan Stratford

1. What is alchemy?
Well, obviously it’s a lot of things. But I think in essence it’s the practical and theoretic Natural Philosophy of the West, deriving from ancient Egyptian culture. The word “alchemy” means “of Khemet”, from khem meaning black – as in the black, fertile soil of the Nile Delta. This culture had a world-view that bore with it certain assumptions about the experiential universe, about meaning and the immanent divinity within the material world. Alchemy is and was about cracking open our experience of the material to discover the divine, and to discern meaning from that.

2. How is alchemy relevant in this modern era?
When we speak of modernism, that’s its own set of cultural assumptions that didn’t just emerge from itself. The roots of our world-view dig through the strata of Rome and Greece and Egypt and Sumeria, and the fossils of these cultures populate our everyday lives. The days of the week named after Woden and Thor and Freya, Saturn, Sun and Moon. Months of Janus and Juno and Mars. So understanding the past gives us a firmer footing in the present. Additionally we live in an age where science informs almost every aspect of our lives, and that science has its heritage in alchemical study. Newton called himself an alchemist.

The current dialogue and tension between science and religion strikes me as wholly artificial. Both shed light on aspects of human knowing, just as poetry and prose do not negate one another. What’s up for grabs is the role of meaning in the face of an exclusively materialist take on science which excludes meaning, or even the question of meaning. Alchemy contributes a scientific model which places meaning at its heart. We shouldn’t be so quick to get rid of that; I think we might need it later.

3. What personally drew you to study alchemy?
Jung. He empathized with the work of the alchemists in their goal of attaining understanding as a means of healing. Where their pursuit was general – healing the world, healing the human rift with God – his was particular, healing the patient through a discovery of their own archetypal landscape and the forces shaping this. Jung also identified alchemy from the late Middle Ages through the early modern era as the bridge to the Classical understanding of the universe; the NeoPlatonists, and back to the Gnostics. As a Gnostic, for me, this is tracing the breadcrumbs home.

4. How did “A Dictionary of Western Alchemy” come about?
Entirely by accident, to be honest. It began as scraps of notes I kept while wandering through these compelling, bizarre, encrypted original source texts. When a particular symbol or phrase or term would come to light, I’d jot a little note either in a Moleskin or a text file. After two decades, I’d amassed about three hundred of these, and began to organize their etymology, giving me something I could navigate more deliberately. It was only then that I realized that this was the germ of something others might find beneficial, and I spent the next few years identifying and filling in the gaps. Then of course the thing was much too big, more of an anemic encyclopedia, and I scaled it down to something concise and more easily accessible: a dictionary.

5. Traditionally alchemists shrouded their work in symbol and code. Do you feel someone using your dictionary in the course of studying alchemy is “cheating” the system?
The purpose of encryption was I think twofold: one was more pedestrian in nature, which is about protecting commercial, intellectual property. The cat’s out of the bag in that regard. If you want a process for polishing cotton so that it resembles silk – and this was one of the biggies – you can find that in seconds. Likewise was the formula for making potable gold. As to the second reason, it was to approach the subject with a sense of otherness, a sense of the sacred. But I feel this is still possible if the study of alchemy is done mindfully and with intent. So it’s not so much cheating as hacking. Here’s a tool, get in there, see what you can make of it.

6. How accurate of a portrayal of an alchemist do you feel Professor Snape from the Harry Potter series is?
Ha! I actually invoke Snape in my book’s Introduction. It’s not a bad start, actually, this image of Snape. He’s taking intangible concepts like luck or fame or fear, and making them finite, bottling and putting a stopper on them, in order to use them to solve a very real problem. The fact that he’s a literary character is a bonus; story and narrative and allegory are all vital components of alchemical Work. I think it does get to the core of it, despite all the additional stuff that goes along with him being in a children’s book.

7. You also wrote “Living Gnosticism: An Ancient Way of Knowing”. Do you find any similarities in the study of Gnosticism and the study of alchemy?
In perhaps the most famous Gnostic text, The Gospel of Thomas, Jesus says

Split a piece of wood; I am there.
Lift up the stone, and you will find me there.

So the material world isn’t in its natural root divine, but it functions as a vehicle for the divine. This subtle distinction is frequently mistaken for dualism, but it’s much richer than that, much more hopeful. And this is really the crux of alchemical thinking: there’s a plant, which will experience corruption and decay, and there’s the idea of the plant, which pre-exists the plant and will survive its material experience. Spagyrics, or plant alchemy, says that if you take away all the parts of the whole-plant-thing that’s useful while it’s experiencing material-plantness, what’s left is something pure and infinitely refined. And this is the medicine of the plant. The parts it needs for collecting sunlight and repelling predators goes away, and the soul remains. We have the ability to access that plant-soul, to respect it and learn from it and benefit from it.

Gnosticism says, hey, there’s this whole artificial world out there, a world of clocks and pay cheques and parking tickets and status, and none of that stuff is real. We made it all up, and yet we confuse that constructed world with the real world, the primordial idea of existence and how we ought to relate to each other and to the divine. So alchemy and Gnosticism share this dialectic of content and context. And both are ultimately engaged in this process of Restoration, of healing by identifying with the All.

8. You’re an ordained priest in the Apostolic Johannite Church, could you share a little bit about this particular tradition and how it varies from other Christian traditions they may be familiar with?
The Tradition begins with the community of John the Baptist, some of whom became Christians and others who, maintaining that John was Christ, spread East. Within the group of those who later followed Jesus, most took a Platonic view of the whole thing, stressing mystery and metaphor, while others took to the emerging party line of Peter and Paul. So there’s a schism, evident half-way through the Gospel of John, where these original John followers leave and take on what we eventually label a Gnostic flavour. This group’s teachings flow through various “heretical” movements; the Paulicians and Bogomils and Cathars, debating and disagreeing and pondering the whole way.

Then in 1804, Napoleon’s doctor comes across what purports to be a mediaeval text, a slightly different version of the Gospel of John wherein John and not Peter is the successor of Christ. There’s also no Resurrection narrative. So this 19th century doctor sets out to “restore” the John Tradition, the Johannite Tradition, along Masonic lines. This church wobbles around a bit, gets some validity through the bishop of Haiti, and pops up significantly at the end of the century. Many, many independent churches share this heritage through chains of ordination and consecration, but only recently has one church made it their main focus and aesthetic, and that’s the Apostolic Johannite Church. Rather than just hang this Tradition on the wall as one-among-many, this is our principal vein of inquiry and spiritual context. You can check out the website at www.johannite.org if you like.

9. Do you have any other upcoming projects that my readers will be interested in?
I hope so. I’ve committed to doing a book on Cathars for Quest (the alchemical dictionary’s publisher) as well as a follow up to my Gnosticism book. There are also some workbooks on Qabalah and Tarot in the hopper, and I just finished shooting a documentary film about Zen meditation in youth prisons.

10. Parting shot! Ask us here at The Magical Buffet any one question.
I would ask, what’s the alchemy of the site? What’s being refined here, transmuted by these conversations, and what’s your experience of the insight gained, for you personally, spiritually, creatively?

I always say that the Magical Buffet is where spirituality, politics, and pop culture collide, with hopefully entertaining and enlightening results. I know personally it has shown me that people are people. Regardless of education, spiritual or political association, gender, race, etc. at the end of the day we usually want the same things. More often than not, that involves alcohol.

About Jordan Stratford:
Born in Prince Rupert British Columbia, Jordan Stratford studied writing at the University of Victoria, where he was influenced by the fine art of the Victoria exhibition group The Limners. He found work early on in photography and in the field of digital layout and typography, and then freelanced as a writer, publisher and interactive designer until founding Arc New Media as the Creative Director in 1994.

Stratford received his Licentiate of Sacred Theology with his ordination as a priest in the Apostolic Johannite Church in 2005 and briefly studied the DMin program at Wisdom University. He is currently pursuing a Doctorate of Ministry Studies at St. Raphael the Archangel Theological Seminary. He served as the Rector of the AJC’s Regina Coeli Parish in Victoria BC from its founding until 2008. Stratford is also an outspoken local advocate for the rights of the homeless and mentally ill.

In 2006, U.S. News & World Report interviewed Stratford along with NT Wright and Dr. Marvin Meyer for a feature article on Gnosticism, and his work has also been cited in college course material and doctoral dissertations. Additionally, Stratford has regularly contributed to blogs relating to Gnosticism, Esoteric Christianity, Paganism, new religious movements and the Independent Sacramental Movement.

Stratford is also a screenwriter, independent filmmaker and artist, and has had several art shows at Michelle Frost Gallery and Rogue Art in Victoria. Currently he supports artists, writers, musicians and filmmakers as a creative coach, and has work-shopped over 30 screenplays from concept to draft. He serves on the board of directors for the Vancouver Island Film Producers’ Association and the South Island Film Commission.

In addition to “A Dictionary of Western Alchemy”, Stratford is the author of “Living Gnosticism” (Apocryphile Press 2007) ISBN 1-933993-53-7, reviewed in the Summer 2008 edition of PanGaia Magazine.

For more information visit: jordanstratford.com & on twitter @jordanstratford

The Woman Magician

“The Woman Magician: Revisioning Western Metaphysics from a Woman’s Perspective and Experience” is a fascinating read. Author Brandy Williams takes the reader along with her on a personal journey accompanied by Lady Tradition, Lady History, Lady Philosophy, Lady Science, Lady Culture, Lady Theology, and Lady Magic. These ladies provide the reader with a comprehensive study of Western occult traditions; their histories, their workings, their philosophies, and how they relate to women, the feminist movement, gender studies, female based theologies and so much more.

Williams uses her experiences as a Dianic Witch, an initiated traditional Witch, a Golden Dawn initiate, an ordained priestess of Ecclesia Gnostica Catholica, and a chartered initiator and former body master of Ordo Templi Orientis to full advantage in “The Woman Magician”. Not having had any of those experiences, one of my favorite parts of the book is at the beginning where the author not only describes how she performs The Lesser Ritual of the Pentagram of the Golden Dawn, The Star Ruby of Thelema, The Gnostic Mass of Thelema, and The Circle from one of the covens she works with, but she also describes how it feels personally to her to be a woman performing those rituals.

All those experiences and years of research lead the reader to the exciting second part of “The Woman Magician” where you realize everything you’ve read up to this point was in preparation to learn about the Sisters of Seshat. Williams takes all that she’s shared and shows you what it can mean to women who wish to take the journey of Western traditional magic. Sisters of Seshat is a sororal order in Western Traditional Magic. The system draws on Witchcraft, Ceremonial Magic, Neo-Pagan religion and the Women’s Spirituality Movement to create a system of magical and spiritual initiation.

It takes a bold woman to endeavor to chart a new path within communities that often pride themselves on their direct lines of tradition, but forge ahead she has. Williams provides the reader with all they need to know if they wish to become an initiate of the Sisters of Seshat. The rituals are beautiful to read and should be of interest not just to women, but anyone interested in the study of Western magical traditions.

Will Brandy Williams spark a revolution with “The Lady Magician”? With the author’s combination of intellect and heart, I certainly hope so. As Donald Michael Kraig, the author of “Modern Magick”, says in his blurb in the book, “The Woman Magician is coming, and we’ll all be better for it.”

Movember 2011

You may think that we’ve entered the month of November, but actually, we’re now in the month of Movember! That’s right folks, it’s that time once again when I talk about The Movember Foundation and the work they do!

“Movember is the month formerly known as November, where men and women across the globe join together to raise awareness and funds for men’s health issues. Men grow a Mo (moustache) for 30 days to become a walking, talking billboards, for our men’s health causes – specifically cancers affecting men.

Men who support Movember, called Mo Bros, start by registering at Movember.com. Mo Bros start Movember 1st clean-shaven, then grow and groom their Mo, for the rest of the month, raising money along the way. Women who support Movember, called Mo Sistas, also start by registering at Movember.com. Mo Sistas champion the Mo by supporting their Mo Bros, organizing events, leading a team and spreading the important message of men’s health.

Movember aims to change the face of men’s health by putting a fun twist on this serious issue. Using the moustache as a catalyst, we want to bring about change and give men the opportunity and confidence to talk about their health more openly.

Movember’s primary campaign objective is to raise awareness of men’s health issues, specifically cancers affecting men. We want everyone to know that most cancers are highly curable if caught in the early stages – including prostate and testicular cancer. Movember aims to increase early detection, diagnosis and effective treatment, as this will ultimately reduce the number of deaths from cancer. It’s time men face the startling health facts.” (from the US Movember website)

Men’s health issues don’t get a cute little ribbon, in fact, they rarely seem to be discussed at all. That’s why once I learned about Movember I’ve been an enthusiastic supporter. Movember is a lot of fun, it brings attention to men’s health, and it also raises a lot of money for some great organizations like the Prostate Cancer Foundation and LIVESTRONG. Perhaps this is the year for you to become a Mo Bro or a Mo Sista.

To learn more, donate, or register to be a Mo Bro, visit the Movember website.

In case you’re interested in donating, friend of The Buffet Greg Bullard (who you may remember from his 9 part fiction series “Immortal Blues” that we published here on the site) has his own donation page for Movember. If any other Buffet readers are collecting donations for Movember go ahead and share your links in the comments section!

The Mystic Pyramid

Okay, so all the way back in May U.S. Games Systems sent me a fantastic widget to consider for review. Due to the nature of this widget, it took a while for me to get around to featuring it on the site. However, now it’s getting mentioned as we approach the holiday gift giving season, and since this would be an awesome gift for just about anyone, I’m kind of happy it took this long to get it up on the site.

I’m talking about the Mystic Pyramid! This gray pyramid helps those seeking answers with just a push down. Text doesn’t do the Mystic Pyramid justice. Sure, it may seem like just an electronic Magic 8 Ball. You ask a question, press the pyramid, and get an answer. But it’s so much better than a Magic 8 Ball! Even the most blasé of my friends couldn’t resist the charm of the Pyramid! And I suspect when you see this video, you’ll understand why…..

See what I mean? I couldn’t figure out a way to convey how absolutely fun the Mystic Pyramid is in simple text. It really needs to be seen and heard to get why it’s such a great time, and so it gets the distinction of being the item that finally forced us to do video for the site.

The suggested retail for the Mystic Pyramid is $24.95, putting it in a great holiday gift giving price range. Who wouldn’t enjoy having a Mystic Pyramid at home or the office? The day I put it out my friends could not stopping asking for its input, and these were people who scoffed at it when I first set it out to show them. Trust me, the Mystic Pyramid will be a fun gift appreciated by anyone on your holiday gift giving list.

Samhain and Pumpkin Cheese Cake with Dawn Hunt

By Dawn Hunt

Autumn in New England; what could be more beautiful? The trees turn deep crimson and burnt orange as the squirrels and chipmunks gather food for the harsh winter a head. We pile leaves into huge mounds and put away the garden tools for the season. Somewhere in the distance a fire burns in a wood burning stove and the scent dances on the cool breeze.

Somewhere in all of the summer craziness we may have forgotten that we are whizzing right by the Celebration of Lammas (which literally translates to Loaf Mass) in August. When Mabon, the Autumn Equinox comes we are usually so busy with back to school that we don’t take time to acknowledge this is Pagan Thanksgiving and the second of the three harvest Sabbats on the Wheel of the Year. But there is no mistaking Samhain. Thank Gods the last harvest of the season is rung in with Halloween and all the revelry the holiday has become accustomed to or we might let it pass us by too!

These three Harvest holidays are a Kitchen Witch’s dream!!! The Earth is giving so much during these first cool months here in New England. Everywhere you go pumpkins sit outside store fronts, from your local big name chain grocery store to your local farm stand. Apple picking is a big autumn tradition for Pagans and Non Pagans alike. I can remember it being such a big deal in my family that every October my family would travel 4 hours into the Catskill Mountains in NY to spend the day picking and nibbling on the freshest Cortland’s, Gala, Granny Smiths, and Macintoshes. Gourds, pumpkins and hay bales were strapped to our station wagon and set out in the yard when we got home to make sure the house had on its proper fall attire.

As I grew up and found the path of Kitchen Witchery these simple Fall traditions took on an all new meaning for me. Now I am not just decorating the home for the season, but I invite the autumn spirits in. The thrill of apple picking is not just a day out in nature collecting apples and creating memories, but it is a gathering of Magickal tools and ingredients. Now I ponder the recipes that will come from these wonderful things Mother Earth is providing. I imagine the smell of the apple pie as it bakes in my oven, the taste of the pumpkin spice bread as the butter melts into a slice right from the toaster, the warmth of the cider when it trickles over my taste buds after mulling all day with cinnamon and nutmeg.

Samhain, although the last of the blessed harvest celebrations, also marks the beginning of the dark time. Most witches and neo pagans consider it the end of the year, and the beginning of the next. Similarly to Beltane the veils between the worlds are thinnest at Samhain. In the spring we are more deeply connected with the spirits of life and the fey world whereas at Samhain we connect more with the underworld, and those spirits who have passed from this world to the next. It is the time to celebrate, reconnect and remember our loved ones.

Almost all of us have a recipe that has been in the family for years and years that has been passed from one cook to the next within the family. These recipes tell the stories of our families. Where did we come from and how we have changed? The ingredients keep us connected to the past and sharing them with our families and friends help us push those traditions into the future. This is the idea I like to call Heirloom Food Magick. In a sense it is all about those recipes and flavors our childhood memories would not be complete without. My grandmother, for example, had this bread she would make whenever the family gathered. It was commonly called “Grandma Bread” in our house. Although it was such a simple dish, stuffed Stromboli bread with spinach, cheese and a ton of garlic, every person in the family looked forward to a slice with anticipation from the children to the grownups. This recipe holds the spirit of Grandma. Although no matter how hard I try I can’t seem to get it exactly the same as her bread mine is pretty tasty if I do say so myself and I continue on the tradition of my family by sharing this with people I love.

In my opinion, the Harvest festivals are the time when Kitchen Witches come alive. I feel truly magickal at this time of year. Those of us who are in tune with the seasons can feel the change deep in the core of our beings. And Samhain is the time to do many magickal works in the Kitchen. Of course, gathering in a large Ritual circle with friends and family or local community is important. But for me a smaller more intimate ritual holds even more power. Samhain is a time for us to connect with our ancestors and what better way to do so then to prepare a meal in their honor and invite them to join us!

Invite the ancestors in with pictures set about the kitchen. Place the photographs of your passed relatives where you can see them as you cook. If you happen to have something of your ancestors bring that into the kitchen as well. Ideally cook with kitchen tools that have been handed down but if you don’t have that maybe you have a piece of jewelry or plate that has been passed down for generations, bring these items in to the kitchen. Enjoy the energy and guidance they bring into your cooking space. Make a meal that was a favorite of the person you are celebrating, a recipe that has been handed down for years, or even a meal that is indigenous to your national heritage. For me this is an easy one, because my family comes from Italy, but maybe your great uncle came from Poland and you make some nice porgies to celebrate him! I like to set a place at the table with photographs of the ancestors (all friends and family that I miss and want to celebrate at Samhain) and set a place for them. Pour a drink leave and pile the plate high with your feast. At the end of the meal you can offer the food to the nature spirits though the night!

This is a recipe that is perfect for your Samhain celebration. It is a variation on a traditional pumpkin pie and simply wonderful! It makes a fancy dessert with very little time and people will be so very impressed. It is a vegetarian dessert and if you have a gluten allergy like me, be sure to use a pre-made gluten free crust.

Pumpkin pie is a tradition for many family celebrations, Pagan or otherwise. But pumpkin actually has magical attributes of healing. Its round shape is also symbolic of the Mother Goddess. When you assemble this sweet and decedent pie, notice how the cream cheese layer looks like the full moon. Lightly trace the shape of the pentacle in it with your finger to bless this treat and all who eat it. Then you will layer the pumpkin on top sealing in all the protective energy of the blessing with the nurturing power of Mother Goddess energy from the Pumpkin. Also, using the cut outs for the crust can have magical energy too. As with all food magic intention is the key. Be mindful of your ingredients and put only your positive thoughts and intentions into this new twist on a traditional dessert. Invite the spirits of your ancestors to partake in the baking of this pie with you and start a new tradition for Samhain.

Pumpkin Cheese Cake Pie
1 package (2 crusts) refrigerated ready to roll pie crust

Cheese cake layer
1 8oz package reduced fat cream cheese softened
1/3 cup organic evaporated cane juice or sugar in the raw
1 tsp almond extract
1 egg

Pumpkin Layer
1 cup pumpkin puree (not pumpkin pie filling)
¾ cup sweetened condensed milk
½ cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon nutmeg
1 Tablespoon cinnamon
Pinch ground cloves
¼ teaspoon salt
1 egg beaten with 1 teaspoon of water

Heat oven to 400 degrees. Fit one piecrust into a 9” pie plate and set aside. Roll out second crust onto lightly floured surface. Using a small cookie cutter, no bigger than 1” cut out shapes of stars, holly leaves, or oak leaves. Place on a cookie sheet lined with wax paper. Make 40 to 50 cut outs and place in refrigerator until ready to use. Make the cheese cake layer. In a medium mixing bowl, beat cream cheese, sugar, almond extract, and egg until smooth. Spread evenly into pie crust. Set aside. Make the pumpkin layer. In a large bowl, beat pumpkin puree, milk, brown sugar, eggs, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt until smooth. Gently ladle or pour mixture over cream cheese layer. Brush edge of crust with beaten egg. Place cut out crust shapes overlapping around the edge. Brush lightly with egg wash. Bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven and cover edge. Reduce heat to 350 and continue baking 45 minutes. Cool completely before serving. Serve with a dollop of whipped cream if you like.

About Dawn:
Dawn Hunt is the owner/president of Cucina Aurora Kitchen Witchery. Her products include everything from Herb and Energy infused olive oils to cooking tools. Her self-published cookbook has sold more than 250 copies in 6 months. She is currently working on a compilation Cookbook with Christopher Penczak and the Temple of Witchcraft called “Tastes of the Temple” due out in 2011. She teaches classes on Kitchen Witchery, Food Magic, and Seasonal Cooking on the East Coast. To find out more information, to purchase products, or for booking visit www.CucinaAurora.com.

Celebrate Samhain 2011

This past Saturday, October 22, 2011, was the 6th annual Celebrate Samhain event in Peterborough, NH. I’m so happy I was able to attend the event again this year. Organizers Kevin and Jess, with a staff of enthusiastic volunteers, once again put together an event that is fun not only for attendees, but for vendors and presenters as well. As much as I like The Peterborough Unitarian Universalist Church’s building, Celebrate Samhain may be so successful that it’s outgrowing its current home!

So what all did I see and do at this year’s event? Not as much as I would have liked. The presenter schedule was jammed packed, so I ended up missing Raven Grimassi’s presentation “Old World Witchcraft” in order to eat some lunch and finish shopping. And when I’m saying I missed Raven Grimassi, well that tells you just how much awesome stuff was going on!

Let’s talk shopping because this year I actually came with a shopping list. By the end of the day Jim and I had almost all of our Christmas and Hanukkah shopping done! We started at Dawn Hunt’s Cucina Aurora Kitchen Witchery table. Not only did Dawn have all of her delicious oils and spice blends, but she had brand spanking new glass plates and mugs hand etched with Celtic knots, and other witchy things. On top of all the edibles we bought Jim decided he wanted a glass mug that reads “Kitchen Witch” to be his new morning coffee mug. Since Jim takes his morning coffee very seriously, this purchase speaks volumes about the awesomeness of these new Cucina Aurora mugs.

Dawn Hunt of Cucina Aurora

Next up were our friends at FairySpa who continue to not only create wonderful, all natural, small batch blended lotions, washes, and fragrances, but they keep adding new products too! They recently launched a whole men’s line that appears to be doing well. I picked up another bottle of their Intense Lotion for me because I LOVE it! I did some other shopping, but since most of what was purchased is for readers of this site, I can’t get into details.

Just a sampling of some of the products from FairySpa.

I got a chance to visit with the great folks at the Temple of Witchcraft table. For those of you interested in attending Templefest 2012, mark your calendars! The 2012 Templefest will be on Saturday June 23rd. I had a great time there last year! But in the surprise news of the event for me, I learned that Christopher Penczak along with Raven and Stephanie Grimassi are doing a “Pagan Dream Cruise” January 19, 2013! It’s a 7 day cruise of the western Caribbean that will feature 4 classes, meditations, a cocktail party with open bar with the three of them, along with all the other cool stuff that comes with cruising. I couldn’t believe it! If you’re interested you can contact Liz Mardis at Books, Beans, & Candles at 205-617-2089.

Some of the friendly folks from The Temple of Witchcraft
Haunted Wood Crafts

Jim and I visited Mike Dolan at his Haunted Wood Crafts table. As usual he had some fantastic new wands to show off along with a dizzying selection of of runes. The big thing for me was the inclusion of traditional tarot images on wood. By an odd coincidence he had a small framed Hanged Man, and that is my favorite tarot card! So that little guy came home with me!

The Hanged Man from Haunted Wood Crafts

My last bit of shopping was probably my favorite of the day. After conversations online and the interview for the site, I got to meet Judika Illes. Everybody told me that Judika is incredibly nice, and they weren’t wrong. She is so friendly and sweet, if I didn’t already adore her, I would now. Instead I am just assured and stable in my state of adore-her-ness. I got to pick up a copy of her book “The Weiser Field Guide to Witches” and her latest book “Encyclopedia of Mystics, Saints, and Sages”. I’m super excited about both of them so I suspect you’ll hear about them again on the site at some point.

In a side note, I did manage to resist temptation and not buy anything from the Pentacle Press/Muse Gifts & Books tables. They had a lot of great stuff there so it was pretty tough to resist, but somehow I managed….. this time.

Some of the things I resisted purchasing from Pentacle Press and Muse Gifts & Books.

Okay, now let’s talk presentations. After missing her last year I made a point to see Dawn Hunt’s presentation “Cooking with Heirloom Magick”. For a presentation she admitted to still be polishing, it was an interesting and entertaining time. For starters, she fed us banana muffins! Yum! She went on to talk about cooking and how it can connect us to our ancestors. Dawn speaks with a lot of heart, if you get a chance to attend one of her workshops (she’s at Muse Gifts & Books in December) definitely go.

Dawn Hunt taking questions.

The next presentation I attended was Christopher Penczak’s “The Dark Garden of the Witch”. Much like last year I was amazed at the wealth of information that he has accumulated (Seriously, does the guy ever sleep?) and the ease at which he can present it to an audience. Also, I was impressed with the subject matter, which was working with the baneful side of herbalism and plant magic. When the speaker gets to look at the audience and say, “This will kill you dead.”, well, you get props from me for going there.

Christopher Penczak addressing the group.

The last presentation I attended was Judika Illes “The Secrets of Successful Spellcasting”. This is what you call “as advertised” since for an hour Judika Illes spoke about ways to be successful when casting spells. Her presentation was reassuring and accessible. There was information there for someone who has never tried casting a spell, but also some thoughts for those who are well practiced. I found it interesting, inspiring, and entertaining. Did I mention that whole “I adore her” thing?

Judika Illes, so magical that her hand is out of focus.

At this point I was 100% exhausted so with great regret I left before getting to see Frenchy and the Punk (formerly The Gypsy Nomads) perform. However I don’t need to have been in attendance to know that without a doubt they kicked ass.

If you’re anywhere in the general vicinity of Peterborough, NH you absolutely must attend Celebrate Samhain. I can’t imagine a better event than what these guys put together.