The 2010 Northern New York Paranormal Expo

Last Saturday was the 2nd Annual Northern New York Paranormal Expo hosted by the Northern NY Paranormal Research Society and the City of Plattsburgh. Roughly 900 people visited the Old Air Force Base Gym in Plattsburgh, NY to visit with vendors from across the region and to hear talks from psychics, paranormal researchers, and authors.

Like last year there were so many different talks being given throughout the day it was impossible for me to hear them all, so I ended up missing the talks that various vendors at the expo gave to attendees. The vendors discussed a wide range of topics, covering UFOs, 2012, and the human energy field. Judging by how busy the vendor tables were throughout the day I can safely assume people enjoyed what they heard.

At 10:30 AM I plopped my butt down in the main speaker room and essentially spent the rest of the day there. From my orange plastic chair I got to become familiar with author Joe Citro from Vermont. He’s written a ton of books, “Green Mountain Ghosts, Ghouls, and Unsolved Mysteries”, “The Vermont Ghost Guide”, “Curious New England”, and many more. After hearing him speak about his research into the lives and times of William and Horatio Eddy, the alleged psychic mediums from 1800’s Vermont, I can see how he’s managed to have such a long career. He’s a fascinating and enthusiastic speaker and amazingly accessible. I picked up a copy of his book “Not Yet Dead” and definitely plan on keeping up with him and his work at his website.

NNYPRS President Merrill (center) introducing me to author Joe Citro.

Next I got to see Dan Lowenski’s presentation “The Ark of the Covenant: Movies, Mysteries, and Myths”. His presentation featured art, graphics, and a replica of the Ark. That’s right, last weekend I saw the Ark of the Covenant, what did you see?

Yep, that's the Ark of the Covenant. Nice, right?

Lowenski’s presentation was followed by the Northern NY Paranormal Research Society discussing the technology they use in their investigations. The speakers were Brian, the head of the NNYPRS tech council and Buffet contributor, Carmen, one of the primary researchers for the NNYPRS, and Merrill, the President and Founder of the NNYPRS. However, despite the knowledge the three of them possessed, the real star of the presentation was Tod. Tod is actually a high end toy; a spy robot that can be controlled by a laptop. It has a camera that can take pictures, record video, and can even be set to take pictures when it detects movement and send an alarm as well. It’s also adorable. I’m hoping to convince Brian to write a profile on their newest robotic team member in the near future for the site!

The cutest NNYPRS, T.O.D.

And bringing the day to a close was a man who is no stranger to Buffet readers, David Pitkin. You may know him from this or this. As I’ve come to expect, his talk was wonderful. If you still haven’t seen him in person, you can keep tabs on him at his website to find out where he’ll be appearing next.

David Pitkin (right) with NNYPRS President Merrill (left)

The Northern New York Paranormal Research Society and the City of Plattsburgh put together another great expo. I can’t wait to see what they’ll do next year!

I do have one other non-expo related, but Plattsburgh, NY relevant note to add here. While in Plattsburgh I visited Fantastic Planet, a comic book/game store at 164 Boynton Avenue Plattsburgh, NY. The owners, Pete and Donna I believe, have a fabulous, wonderful store! Clean, well organized, brightly lit, with tons and tons of glorious graphic novels as far as the eye could see (I picked up The Invisibles 1 and 2), a big ol’ wall of manga (I picked up Death Note 11 and 12), a gigantic stuffed Bone doll that was fortunately up too high for me to grab and hug until it got ruined by my make-up and would be forced to purchase it, and a respectable selection of table top roleplaying games and board games. Also, we stumbled across Corner Stone Bookshop, a truly magical wonderland of used books. I managed to show some restraint and only purchased a 1969 edition of “The Graham Kerr Cookbook” and “Jesus in India”, an English version of “Masih Hindustamein”, an Urdu treatise written by the Holy Founder of the Ahmadiyya Movement in Islam, Hazrat Mirza Ghulam Ahmad.

Also, my October tour of events isn’t done yet. This Saturday I’ll be going to Celebrate Samhain in Peterborough, NH where I’ll be getting to see Raven Grimassi, Christopher Penczak, The Gypsy Nomads, and more! It sounds like it will be a great time! If you’re in the area, you should stop by too!

Teachings of the Santeria Gods

“Teachings of the Santeria Gods: The Spirit of the Odu” by Ocha’ni Lele is an exploration of the patakis (an oral tradition of stories) tied to specific results achieved when using the sixteen-cowrie-shell oracle known as the diloggun in Santeria. This combination of divination and religious observance is a fascinating system I’ve never encountered before, and the patakis related to it give an insightful look at the stories that inform practioners of Santeria.

How does it start? Sixteen consecrated and modified cowry shells are cast by a trained priest with the mechanically opened side of the shell having a value of zero, whereas the natural mouth has a value of one. The numbers are added up and the result corresponds to a particular odu which is a divination pattern and the orishas (spirits) use this odu to speak to the priest. Thusly you have 16 odu that are linked to 16 orishas starting with one mouth, Okana, and ending with 16 mouths, Merindilogun.

However, this book isn’t about divination, it’s about the stories tied to the orishas that are generally passed along orally from priest to apprentice, parent to child, village to village, and across oceans. The stories embody every facet of the human condition: love, death, hope, violence, compassion, devotion, sex, greed, desire, despair, and more. Much like those consulting the diloggun, the orishas have lives, or have touched lives, filled with successes, failures, quests, and hard lessons learned.

There are stories that made me smile (and perhaps get a bit misty eyed) like the story “How a Man and a Woman Found Love” connected with Irosun who is linked to the odu of four mouths. There are also tales of intrigue, such as “The Story of Elegede” which is tied to Obara, connected to the odu of six mouths and “King Olushola Make Edo” which is connected with Ogunda, who is linked to the odu of three mouths. Also there are many stories explaining why things are the way they are, like “Why the Rooster Was First Sacrificed”, “The Creation of Copulation”, “How the Crocodile Became Powerful”, and “The Story of the Cat and the Rat”.

Loaded with stories that provide entertainment and unique perspectives, “Teachings of the Santeria Gods” is an excellent book for those looking to learn about Santeria or African folklore. I enjoyed it immensely.

Robyn’s Body Talk: Part Two

Well, here we are again, talking about Swedish pop star Robyn. That must mean only one thing, “Body Talk Pt. 2” has released! I feel it’s safe to say now that we’re three Robyn albums reviewed in here at The Buffet (here and here) that I can officially declare I have a total fangirl crush on Robyn. There, I said it. I’m not ashamed.

So what does “Body Talk Pt. 2” bring to the table that has got me so darned excited? A whole heck of a lot! Let’s dive right in because despite being only 8 songs, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover!

The album opens with “In My Eyes”. This is pure, straight ahead, pop. It’s not revolutionary by any means, but it’s upbeat, you tap your foot to it, there’s some classic synthesizer and drum machine work going on. Next up is “Include Me Out” which again is danceable pop. “In My Eyes” flows nicely into this track. With only 8 songs I value album flow greatly. I enjoy the occasional schizophrenic album that goes in a zillion different directions, but for the “Body Talk” discs and their limited number of songs, I appreciate a solid fluid selection of songs.

Okay, now that we’ve warmed up with the opening two tracks, here is where the ass kicking truly begins in earnest. Remember how I commented in my review of “Body Talk Pt. 1” that “Robyn slows it down for the last two tracks, ‘Hang With Me’ and ‘Jag Vet En Dejlig Rosa’. Both songs are lovely. Robyn has such a delicate, light, airy voice that is well suited for the material, but I have to admit after Robyn kicking your ass for 6 songs, it is a little hard to switch gears.” Well for “Body Talk Pt. 2” Robyn presents us with the revamped, techno laced, version of “Hang With Me”. What started out as a catchy ballad tinged with melancholy has become, in my eyes, a happy upbeat song about two friends trying not to be in love with each other.

After “Hang With Me” we’ve got “Love Kills”. “If you’re looking for love, get a heart made of steel ‘cus you know that love kills. Don’t go messing with love, it’ll hurt you for real, don’t you know that love kills?” I adore it when pop music viciously attacks love, don’t you?

Here we are at “We Dance to the Beat”. This is a very techno/trance kind of song. The best way to describe it is, it’s as if The Android Sister, who performed satirical speak songs in the audio series “Ruby the Galactic Gumshoe”, got polished and repackaged for the dance clubs. This is The Android Sisters, and this is “We Dance to the Beat”, you be the judge.

Get ready for some real booty shaking because we’re at “Criminal Intent”. Can a night out on the dance floor represent criminal intent? It can when Robyn invites producer Diplo to join her on a track. This song packs some serious bass and is hands down the club song for this album. If anyone happens to have the ear of the folks who license music for the USA Network show “Burn Notice”, pass this song along to them please. This song is tailor made for the show, especially if they cut to black with just the end of the distorted voice saying “criminal intent” lingering for a moment before the commercials kick in. I expect to hear this song in the new season USA!

Again, referencing my review of “Body Talk Pt. 1”, you may remember me expressing disappointment in the lack of a new “Curriculum Vitae” on that album. The smack talking intro that touted the vast accomplishments of Robyn, including, but not limited to, being “listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters in international airspace.” She makes up for that with “U Should Know Better” featuring Snoop Dogg. As I said before, “Robyn creates Swedish pop music that contains a hip hop swagger,” and she holds her own effortlessly with Snoop Dogg. The hip hop swagger runs rampant on this track as she explains that the French, the Vatican, the Russians, the CIA, the Prince of Darkness, and in fact, the whole industry should know better than to f@#k with her. Noted, will not f@#k with Robyn. Check!

This brings us to the final track of the album “Indestructible”. This is labeled as the acoustic version, which leaves me hopeful that I’ll be hearing an awesome remix of this song on the third “Body Talk” album, as this was how it went with “Hang With Me”. Again, just like “Hang With Me”, the song is beautiful and perfectly suited for her voice. Lyrically the song is wonderful, “I’m going to love you like I’ve never been hurt before. I’m going to love you like I’m indestructible.” It’s fantastic, and it’s solid enough that with it being the end cap to the album, it doesn’t feel like it drags things down. I guess “Jag Vet En Dejlig Rosa” was just one slow song too many on the last album. Here “Indestructible” soars and then lands perfectly to complete the album.

I don’t always agree with the music reviews in Rolling Stone magazine, but they categorized both “Body Talk Pt. 1” and “Body Talk Pt. 2” as albums you should buy now, and I can’t agree more!

Update:
In the gap between writing this review and actually publishing the review Digital Spy confirmed my hopes, the next single out will be an alternate version of “Indestructible”.

Missing Banned Books Week

So I went on a cruise to Bermuda at the end of September. It was wonderful and there will eventually be a drink by drink article about the trip (of course), but before I get to that, I need to take a moment to address something that slipped past me while I was running around packing and making my rum priority list for this recent vacation. The last week of September was Banned Book Week.

Highlighting Banned Book Week hasn’t been a truly “traditional” feature on The Magical Buffet. I intended every end of September to bring attention to Banned Book Week, the way every October I highlight Breast Cancer Action, but alas Banned Book Week was only on the site in 2007, 2009, and this year I’m late. Oops!

In case this is all news to you, let me direct your attention to the American Library Associations website to bring you up to speed:

Banned Books Week (BBW) is an annual event celebrating the freedom to read and the importance of the First Amendment. Held during the last week of September, Banned Books Week highlights the benefits of free and open access to information while drawing attention to the harms of censorship by spotlighting actual or attempted bannings of books across the United States.

Intellectual freedom—the freedom to access information and express ideas, even if the information and ideas might be considered unorthodox or unpopular—provides the foundation for Banned Books Week. BBW stresses the importance of ensuring the availability of unorthodox or unpopular viewpoints for all who wish to read and access them.

The books featured during Banned Books Week have been targets of attempted bannings. Fortunately, while some books were banned or restricted, in a majority of cases the books were not banned, all thanks to the efforts of librarians, teachers, booksellers, and members of the community to retain the books in the library collections. Imagine how many more books might be challenged—and possibly banned or restricted—if librarians, teachers, and booksellers across the country did not use Banned Books Week each year to teach the importance of our First Amendment rights and the power of literature, and to draw attention to the danger that exists when restraints are imposed on the availability of information in a free society.
The first year I mentioned Banned Book Week here at The Buffet, I listed some examples of books that had been banned or challenged on religious grounds. Last year I gave readers a link to a nifty map from the Banned Books Week website showing book bans and challenges from 2007-2009. That map is still up and now reflects 2007-2010. Since this year’s Banned Book Week snuck up on me (You know, by occurring at the same time each year.) that instead of digging up new lists or widgets I would take a moment to dip my toe into the muddy waters of the book burning debate.

I believe in burning things in protest, as long as it’s done safely as to not harm people or property. If you hate me, feel free to burn an effigy of me; it certainly beats being set on fire. You don’t like our country, our policies, or other sundries, burn the American flag. Have at it. Ladies, still feeling the yoke of oppression? Burn as many bras as you’d like. I won’t be joining you. As I get older I depend more and more on adequate under wire support, and as a liberated woman, I can choose to have my breasts lifted in a vain attempt to pretend they’re still my breasts from high school. I may sound a bit like a fire bug, but I have a line….

It is never cool to burn books. Period. I get it, Harry Potter is a magic user, Islam is “different”, the end of “Brave New World” sucked (Hmmm…..I may be the only one who has considered the “Brave New World” book burning event.), but regardless of my personal thoughts on the content in a book, I would never condone the act of destroying someone else’s thoughts and expression. I know I’m a “liberal” and/or a “progressive” and/or a “socialist” (as the kids are saying these days), so I know my thoughts probably aren’t surprising any regular readers, however, in these tumultuous times, perhaps it’s a good idea to sit down and decide where our individual boundaries lie. I know that every person has the right to express themselves through the symbolic burning of books, and I wouldn’t stop you, but I’d hope you wouldn’t do it.

My friend once said, in character at a roleplaying game session I was at, that “information must be free”. Oddly, that fictional character’s exclamation has informed much of thoughts regarding our First Amendment and issues with freedom of speech and expression. When a book is banned, a population is deprived of the thoughts and ideas expressed by the author. In my mind, there is nothing more final than instead of banning a book opting to burn it to ash. It just doesn’t seem like freedom to me.

10 Questions with Grace Schireson

1. I won’t start by asking, “What is Zen?” I’ve been lead to believe that by asking, Zen will already be lost. So instead, could you explain to my readers the difference between Zen and other branches of Buddhism?

What isn’t Zen? It is the branch of Buddhism that emerged after Buddhism wed Taoism in China. It is said that Zen is not dependent on words or scriptures (as many other Buddhist practices are),and that it is a direct pointing to Buddha as one’s own life. The word Zen actually means meditation. The basis of all Zen practices is meditation rather than studying Buddhist scripture or belief in a system. In Zen you are expected to meditate and just get it with little explanation of what the “it” is.

2. Until seeing your book on the shelf in a bookstore I hadn’t realized that you really don’t hear that much about women in Buddhism, and even less when discussing Zen. How is it that women show up so infrequently in Buddhist texts?

Buddhism emerged from Hinduism. Hindus believe(d) that to be born a woman was a punishment for poor behavior in a previous lifetime. Since you have been doomed to the lower rungs of humanity as a woman, it is hard to understand why/how you might have anything to say. While the Buddha and his emerging religion tried to establish themselves as less superstitious and more egalitarian, considering women as chattel was part of the surrounding culture in India. In China, there were different beliefs about women, but they boiled down to the same treatment—women belonged to their fathers first, their husband’s second, and their son’s third. If they missed having sons, they belonged to their brothers. Because women were historically seen as lesser beings across Asia (and pretty much all over the world), much of this treatment crept into the Buddhist religion. It was difficult for women to get an education, to travel or to be respected as the leader of a community. Buddhist women who did manage to enter training and succeed in teaching a community were later erased by misogynistic monks establishing an all male lineage. In Zen “lineage” became the measure of authenticity. All Zen teachers claimed to trace their teacher’s credentials back to his teacher’s credentials and so on back to the Buddha. This “lineage” myth erased the contributions of women, and coincidentally, established beyond a doubt that men could fully reproduce or single handedly father men, eliminating a need for women at all.

3. What provoked your interest in seeking out the stories of the women who practiced Zen?

When I became ordained by my male teacher I realized I had no idea how to embody the job of Zen priest. There were a few Western teachers for me to emulate, but unlike the rich literature describing the Zen patriarchs, there was almost nothing suggesting the archetype of the female Zen master. Note that the word “master” itself is a gendered word. There is no equivalent engendered female term for female “master” or “mastery.”

4. What can modern Zen practitioners learn from Zen’s female ancestors?

What we call Zen in the West is entirely based on the teachings developed by Asian male monastics. It is as if we were to base the science of developing team spirit entirely on the techniques of Army boot camp. Army boot camp is just one way of training young men, it does not represent a thorough or complete synthesis of motivational training. Currently, the way Zen is taught is from the perspective of male monastic training. It does not include training from married teachers about integrating spiritual training and family life. It does not include training on how to make use of spiritual development in the world of work outside the monastery gates. Currently in the West, more than 50% of Buddhist practitioners are women, and more than 50% of Buddhists adults are married. Wouldn’t it be wise to find relevant training experience? Many female Zen ancestors had been married prior to entering training, many of them practiced within a family setting, and often the female Zen masters needed to support themselves financially through work in the community. This makes the training and teaching of female Zen masters applicable to the style of Buddhism that is evolving in the West with many Zen Buddhist teachers married and working in the world and Zen students and practitioners doing the same.

5. Is there anything that women in particular, Zen practitioners or not, can learn from these women?

The most important learning is the Nike slogan: “Just do it.” How do we tap into our own wisdom and power and not be submerged by only serving as the caregivers or beauty queens we are often programmed to become? We also cannot get lost in anger or woundedness about the fact that women are not given full opportunity. We need to note that this unfairness towards women is still sometimes true, get our shit together and accomplish what it is that matters to us. Throughout history women have used ingenuity and endurance to accomplish amazing things, this should be no less true for those of us today who have both legal and economic power that were unavailable just 100 years ago.

6. Your book, “Zen Women”, is filled with all sorts of fantastic stories about early female Zen practitioners. Do you have a personal favorite?

I love Otagaki Rengetsu who lost husbands, children, family and her home by the time she was 30 years old. After all those losses, she maintained her spiritual practice as her basis, and she transformed her losses into beautiful art. She did not repress her pain, or use positive thoughts to banish it; instead she contained her suffering within the compassionate, concentrated and flexible mind that she generated with her Buddhist meditative practice. This Buddha mind absorbed and transformed her pain suffering from which she produce beautiful poetry that expressed her losses in the most subtle tones. By not fully articulating or describing her own personal story, she invites us to join her where we accept and allow ourselves to be touched and understood. For example in a poem to her children who had died so young she wrote the following poem:

To My Beloved Children

My final message:
Flowers blooming
With all their heart
In lovely Sakurai village.

In this poem she names an historical site, Sakurai village, where a samurai lord said good-bye to his samurai son as they went off to die in battle. And yet, now the place is made lovely by each person—whether infant or samurai—blooming completely as him/herself within the web of human love and loss. All we can do is be completely ourselves, and add our presence, our brief flowering scent to the village which becomes beautified by our being.

7. Since women have sometimes had an awkward history within Buddhism, I’m curious if you’ve seen any criticism of your focus on Zen women?

Yes, there has been criticism, but not from the direction of trying to redeem Buddhism’s past mistakes. I have seen two critical reviews by readers, who both said they had not read the whole book; both criticized the view as “not Zen enough.” Interesting criticism from a layman to a Zen Abbess (me). One critique from a woman, suggested that I had not sufficiently honored the traditional heroic Zen women. Obviously, she did not read the book. I did not spend 10 years of my life studying and writing about these women because I wanted to devalue their contribution.

8. In “Zen Women” you discuss “The Appearance of the Zen Zombie” which discusses what I think may be a common belief about how Zen practitioners, male or female, behave. Can you explain what a “Zen Zombie” is for my readers?

The Zen Zombie is a Zen student or a Zen teacher or practice leader who has decided to eliminate or repress feelings in the interest of trying to be like a Zen person. They walk around in Zen robes, at Zen centers, trying to look beyond feelings and holier-than-thou. Obviously, this is an occupational hazard for all religions. If you want to know what the opposite iteration of Zen practice is, refer back to question 6 and reread how Rengetsu integrated—rather than repressed—painful feelings.

9. Last question, many of my readers spend time pondering how to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse, but I don’t think any of them have considered a possible Zen Zombie uprising. Any survival tips?

I believe the Zombies have reached their peak strength and are on the decline. But just in case, if you meet any Buddhists who say that feelings don’t matter, and there is NO self, women should run immediately to their nearest chocolate shop or head for your favorite clothing shop for a quick dose of self affirmation. Men may instead select from the following options: sports, watches or cars.

10. Parting shot! Ask us here at The Magical Buffet any one question!

How do you balance the buffet—inclusion of many spiritual options– with encouraging selection of one practice so that spiritual seekers may develop depth and commitment?

Honestly, I don’t. That said, I don’t do anything to hinder or dissuade any of my readers from choosing one practice to explore in depth. I’m fairly certain that many of my readers already have committed to a singular practice, and really only read The Magical Buffet for the rum jokes.

About Grace Schireson:
Abbess Myoan Grace Schireson is the founder and head teacher of the Empty Nest Zen Group, Modesto Valley Heartland Zen Group, and the Fresno River Zen Group. Grace is a Dharma heir in the lineage of the great Shunryu Suzuki-roshi—founder of the San Francisco Zen Center. Grace has practiced Zen meditation for more than 35 years and is author of the book “Zen Women: Beyond Tea Ladies, Iron Maidens and Macho Masters”. In the United States she has undergone her Soto Zen training with Sojun Mel Weitsman-roshi of Berkeley Zen Center—from who she received Dharma transmission from in 2005. Grace also has trained in Rinzai Zen in Japan under Keido Fukushima-roshi, retired abbot of Tofuku-ji Monastery located in Kyoto. She has taught classes on Zen throughout the United States and has also been trained as a clinical psychologist—teaching Asian methods of quieting the mind using techniques suitable for Westerners.

To learn more about Abbess Schireson and Empty Nest Zen, visit their website.

We Are Not Amused, Actually We Are

If you’ve been a regular reader of The Buffet for any length of time you have no doubt heard me shout about how (insert item/person/event/other) is the most awesome thing ever. Every time I feel I’ve encountered what will surely be the coolest thing to ever cross my experience, something new comes to light. That said, today we will be looking at what is surely the coolest, most awesome, most fan-freakin’-tastic thing ever! The Doomed Queens Royal Playing Cards and the companion Ask the Queens Advice Card Deck, both by Kris Waldherr and published by US Games Systems.

What is a Doomed Queens playing card deck? I’m so glad you asked! It is a traditional 52 card playing deck, but the artwork (which is stunning and much of it done by Kris Waldherr) shows a historical tragic female character and has a small blurb of text briefly describing how this individual was “doomed”. Let’s face it, any playing card deck that comes with a “Graphics Key” card to help you figure out the doom icons on the cards, is the coolest deck you’ll ever play with. The deck includes some well known ladies, such as Ann Boleyn, Cleopatra, and Marie Antoinette. However you’ll also learn the sad tales of lesser known female royalty, such as Athalia (the daughter of Queen Jezebel who was beheaded), Alute (the consort of the Tongzhi Emperor who was assassinated), and Empress Irene (wife to Leo IV, emperor of Byzantium, who was deposed).

This deck is just screaming for a night with the girls where you do nothing but drink wine, eat chocolate, and play cards! Something to keep in mind folks, the holiday shopping season is approaching, and with the sturdy box, beautiful art, bits of trivia, and a suggested retail of $12.00, who can’t you buy this for?

But don’t go yet, we’ve got more doomed queens to discuss! Let’s look at the Ask the Queens Advice Deck. Take 40 of the choicest ladies from the Doomed Queens Royal Playing Card Deck, turn them into sturdy oversized cards (ala most “oracle” decks), keep the history, but add what you can learn from that history, and you’ve got yourself the Ask the Queens Advice Deck!

What wisdom do doomed queens impart? Queen Zenobia says, “It’s better to be alive without a crown than dead with one.” The card goes on to explain, “Queen Zenobia of Palmyra chose to lead her people into battle rather than suffer Roman dominance. Zenobia’s vision for her empire did not include Roman rule. Palmyra was captured in 275, but Zenobia was freed. The former queen decided that if you can’t beat them, join them; she married a Roman senator and spent her remaining years in luxury.”

Another fine bit of doomed advice is “If you tarry with crime, you may become a victim.” So says Queen Joan. The card explains, “Joan was the niece of Phillip VI, king of France, and the granddaughter of the king of Naples, Robert the Wise. Robert made her his heir when her father died. To keep it in the family, she was betrothed to her second cousin Andrew, a Hungarian prince. Rumor held that she arranged for his murder. Joan was deposed in 1381; a year later, she was strangled in prison.”

Looking through the deck, I can’t help but say it again; with its sturdy box, beautiful art, bits of trivia, fun advice, and a suggested retail of $15.00, this would make an excellent gift for a wide range of people this holiday season.

Both “Doomed Queen” decks are unique and so much fun! Alone or together, they would truly make gifts that keep on giving.

Geek Month in Review: September 2010

By JB Sanders

Here it is, the September Geek-a-view:

All things geek-related in September 2010. Well, all the things I thought were cool enough to mention.

Self-replicating Solar Cells
The future of power generation or one of the signs of the Impending Robot Overthrow of Humanity? You decide.

How Good is Your Geek Movie-Fu?
No, not another mindless multiple choice quiz-of-the-week. Not a rabidly obnoxious FaceBook app. Not a quiz at all. Just a seriously great bunch of t-shirts with extraordinarily obscure references to some great movies. Man, wish I was getting a cut from these guys. Note: mouse-over the t-shirt to see where the reference comes from, then smack yourself in the head for not remembering it. Or go “Huh?” because the reference is just THAT obscure.

Duke Nukem’ Forever
The longest running joke in computer game history*, born from one of the best first-person shooters ever made. Ars Technica (a tech site largely without peer) has done a detailed story on the long, twisted tale of a computer game promised since 1997. Let that sink in a moment. 1997. Bill Clinton was just beginning his second term. Pathfinder landed on Mars. Steve Jobs returns to Apple (and Microsoft bought $150M share of Apple). Titanic was on the big screen. That 1997.

* Not as old, but more long-running than the “When is In Nomine coming?” in RPG circles. And In Nomine actually did come out. Eventually.

Hugo Awards
All the year’s best SciFi. Because this stuff is just that cool. Also, Dr Who nominated for an award.

Tractor Beams Coming Closer
To you! Really, scientists have cooked up the precursors in their lab.

A Game So Small….
This java-script game is so small, it fits in 1k. That’s SMALL. Like, play it on your watch small. Play it on the fancy controls for your refrigerator small.

Making Stop Motion Animation With Light
Take an iPad, add some custom software to generate animation frames for you, and then a custom app on the iPad to show the frames as you move around. Result? This.

Pokè-what?
For those of you who remember this particular card-game and cartoon-based craze, this video may amuse you. It may also cause you have seizures. It’s 50/50.

Monsters Close Up
A more detailed review of that giant monsters movie I mentioned last month, only this time with more technical production info. The movie was made for very little money (comparatively), and with mostly off-screen gore.

Las Vegas Death Ray
It’s even the title of the article! Apparently some badly-planned hotel in Vegas has mirror-style windows all curved and fancy. Which is great, only … certain times of the day (and during a specific seasons), the sun hits the building, focuses it and super-heats the pool area in a very Archimedean fashion. As in? “The surface of the building acts like a parabolic reflector, concentrating solar heat into a specific target area.” Yes, Archimedes would be proud.

Social engineering with fake mold
Quick blurb about a sandwich bag (ziploc-style) that makes your home-made sandwich look moldy. How cool is that?

WWI Ends October 3rd — 2010
No, really! Apparently Germany’s debt for starting the war, set by the Allied victors in the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, gets it’s last payment October 3rd.

About John:
John’s a geek from way back. He’s been floating between various computer-related jobs for years, until he settled into doing tech support in higher ed. Now he rules the Macs on campus with an iron hand (really, it’s on his desk).

Geek Credentials:
RPG: Blue box D&D, lead minis, been to GenCon in Milwaukee.
Computer: TRS-80 Color Computer, Amiga 1000, UNIX system w/reel-to-reel backup tape
Card games: bought Magic cards at GenCon in 1993
Science: Met Phil Plait, got time on a mainframe for astronomy project in 1983
His Blog: http://glenandtyler.blogspot.com

Think Before You Pink!

It is October again, which means it’s time for me to remind you all about Breast Cancer Action and the great work they do! This month you’ll be assaulted with public service announcements, television specials, pink versions of any item you can color, and pink ribbons everywhere! Yes, it is breast cancer awareness month, and yes, breast cancer is bad, but the ladies at the BCA ask that you “Think Before You Pink”.

What does it mean to “Think Before You Pink”? Simply put, before you buy a product with a pink ribbon on it to support “the fight against breast cancer”, you should ask a few questions (from the “Think Before You Pink” website), such as:

How much money actually goes toward breast cancer programs and services?
Where is the money going?
Which types of programs are being supported?
What is the company doing to assure that its products are not contributing to the breast cancer epidemic?

Why year after year do I devote a post to Breast Cancer Action? Primarily because of their core principles and values (as found on their site):

1.We are a membership organization.

2.We honor each person’s commitment and energy to our mission.

3.We are not afraid to examine all sides of all issues.

4.We cannot be bought.

5.We tell the truth about what we discover.

6.We serve individuals while reaching the broader population.

7.We value the involvement of grassroots activists throughout the country and around the world to further our mission.

8.We encourage people to participate fully in decisions relating to breast cancer.

9.We believe access to information is vital.

10.We recognize that structural changes in society are needed to accomplish our mission.

One of the main things I’ve learned from BCA that I have used repeatedly in my life is this, if you really, truly, care about a cause or organization, donate directly to that organization.

Dear Rebecca,

Breast Cancer Action is deeply grateful for your generous online donation of $10 dated September 15, 2010.

We are able to be the watchdogs of the breast cancer movement because of your support. We are in the unique position of being able to tell the truth because we are the only national breast cancer organization that refuses funding from corporations that profit from or contribute to cancer. Our policy, and your support, will ensure that we continue to demand that corporations clean up their products and practices so that your health is put first. Thank you very much for donating online.

Sincerely,
Barbara A. Brenner
Executive Director

This letter fulfills the IRS requirement that donors receive a receipt issued by Breast Cancer Action. We confirm that no goods or services were provided in exchange for your contribution. Your gift is tax deductible to the fullest extent allowed by law. BCA’s federal tax ID # is 94-3138992.

You can print this email as a record of your donation for your tax purposes.
Donation Summary:

Confirmation Code: VTJE5EA876F8
Donation Amount: $10
Donation Date: September 15, 2010
Donation Made By: Rebecca Elson

To learn more about Breast Cancer Action, visit their website. Also be sure to check out BCA’s “Think Before You Pink” campaign site as well!

The 2nd Annual Northern NY Paranormal Expo is Coming!

Guess what? October is almost here! I know! Where the heck did the summer go? Living in the northeast, October is often ominous. Although the changing leaves are beautiful, gazing upon them instantly makes me wonder, exactly how much snow we will get this year? As someone who commutes to their job, snow is a vexing occurrence. However, there is one thing about this October that I’m very excited about…

The 2nd Annual Northern NY Paranormal Expo, put together by the Northern New York Paranormal Research Society and The City of Plattsburgh Recreation Department! I went to the one last year and had a great time, and this year is looking like it’s going to be even bigger!

The featured speakers are David Pitkin (author of “Haunted Saratoga County”, “New England Ghosts”, and more), Joe Citro (author of “Weird New England”, “Curious New England”, and more), the NNYPRS Tech Team (who you may know from this introduction or this essay on the Frank’s Box), and Dan Lowenski (Who will be speaking about the Ark of the Covenant. I’ve heard Dan give a presentation on UFOs and he was fantastic, I suspect his “The Ark of the Covenant: Movies, Mysteries, and Myth” is going to be excellent!)

There will also be a wide variety of vendors and a preview of the documentary “NNYPRS: Touching Eternity” from Rousell Films and Garage Daze Entertainment! Here are the details:

The 2nd Annual Northern NY Expo

Date: Saturday October 16, 2010
Time: 10 AM – 6 PM
Where: Plattsburgh Recreational Center, 52 US Oval Drive, Plattsburgh, NY
Cost $6 (Bring in a nonperishable food item and receive a $1 off discount!)

But wait! There’s more to share!

After years of discussing their investigation techniques, protocols, and equipment at events throughout New York, the Northern New York Paranormal Research Society has decided to start offering formalized seminars for people interested in learning more in a focused environment. This one day seminar will discuss investigation ethics, setting up equipment, EVP sessions, data review, proper equipment use, and much more. The seminar is being held at the Peru DAV Building on Route 22 Peru, NY on Saturday November 13, 2010. The cost for the seminar is $49.95 and includes a t-shirt. For more details and inquiries, contact Brian at Brian@nnyprs.com or by phone at 518-420-3327.

I Like Noise

I like noise. I can’t think of a better way to say it. Whether listing to HipGnosis Glitch.FM pod casts that features the sound of a computer in it’s death throes, the grinding distortion of Sleigh Bells, or the latest album from M.I.A., I can no longer deny it. Yes, I understand that to many it just sounds like noise, but I really, really like that noise.

I came to this conclusion after buying M.I.A.’s latest album “Maya”. Some of you may have been made at least passingly familiar with the album due to the controversy surrounding the first video released, “Born Free”. The video features nudity and graphic violence, so it may not be your visual cup of tea, but for those of you who feel you’ll be all right with this totally not safe for work video can view it here. With the visuals now out of the way, let’s focus on the sound of the album.

M.I.A., and the producers she worked with, created a fantastic sonic mash up that I would compare to N.E.R.D.’s awesome “Seeing Sounds” album, which I called a “Jackson Pollack painting pressed onto a disc.” Thumping bass, industrial noise, distorted voices, glitch style hiccups, danceable reggae, melodic vocals, and more, converge into one album; sometimes one song. I find it impressive, inventive, and fearless.

Lyrically it’s obvious M.I.A. has information politics on the mind. With lyrics like, “I licked envelopes, wrote a letter to the pope. He never gave me rope, in the times I couldn’t cope. They cleaned up the dope and censored my scope. The writing on the walls been beaten to a pulp. All I ever wanted was my story to be told,” from the song “Story to be Told”. Also “Who says all the rules are made by rulers? We break ‘em and breakin’ their computers. I ain’t buying no more from the looters who try to out school us,” from the track “Meds and Feds”.

A personal favorite from the album, “Lovalot”, says, “I really love a lot, but I fight the ones who fight me.” The way M.I.A. delivers the line “I really love a lot” is very fluid, so the words kind of run together. At first I thought she was saying, “I really love the law, but I fight the ones who fight me,” which I was taking as a political message of how the law can still leave average citizens vulnerable. Once I learned it was “I really love a lot”, I thought, well that’s better. Who doesn’t love the idea of a gentle soul that will still fight when pressed? (As Hyde from “That 70’s Show” would say, “Where Zen end, ass kicking begins.”) However, Kitty Empire of “The Observer” summed the track up best with, “So you may not agree that the CIA controls Google, as intro track ‘The Message’ posits. You might not wonder what went on in the mind of Dzhennet Abdurakhmanova, the Russian teenager who bombed Moscow’s tube system to vindicate the death of her husband, an Islamic militant. But MIA does, and her ‘Lovalot’ ponders her inner world with a mixture of nonsense rhyme, militant posturing and pop-cultural free-flow; her London glottal stop mischievously turns ‘I love a lot’ into ‘I love Allah’.”

M.I.A. could have sat back and done a whole album of “Paper Planes” (the song from her previous album “Kala” that brought her mainstream recognition) and made a fortune off stoner college kids who seemed to have overlooked such buzz killing lyrics as “Some, some, some, I some I murder. Some, I some, I let go.” Whoa to the shopper expecting a catchy, pop friendly album, because M.I.A.’s album is the equivalent of a boot to the throat of that listener….but you can dance to it.