By JB Sanders<\/p>\n
Ah, the dog days<\/p>\n
007 Through the Years<\/a><\/Strong> Extreme Danger Through Kid’s Chemistry Sets<\/a><\/Strong> Diving Suit of Nightmares<\/a><\/Strong> Spray on Skin Has Reached the Present<\/a><\/Strong> All US Presidents Except One Related to English King<\/a><\/Strong> Just Roll a d12 and Shut Up<\/a><\/Strong>
\nEver wonder what the highest grossing James Bond film is? Or which one it is, adjusted for inflation? Wonder no more!<\/p>\n
\nIsn’t it too bad that chemistry sets (intended for kids) don’t include cyanide, uranium dust (not kidding), or pure iodine (lethal at 2g).<\/p>\n
\nIf this thing doesn’t freak you the hell out, you’ve been looking at Giger art for too long. Special bonus, this diving suit was made in 1882. Seriously.<\/p>\n
\nDoctors have begun using “spray on skin” to treat long-term skin ulcers (which are notoriously hard to deal with) as a test of the technology. Yay, spray-on-skin!<\/p>\n
\nAnd I’ll go ahead and spoil the surprise ending for you: Martin Van Buren. Yeah, apparently every US President is descending from old King John. Who’d have thunk it?<\/p>\n
\nNeed an idea for your fantasy RPG session? Stuck for inspiration in your epic fantasy novel? Just curious what the hell I’m talking about? Roll 1d12:<\/p>\n