In college, I once did a speech (in Speech class) about Frisbitarianism, the religious belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck up on the roof and you can never get it back down.

(Invented by some folks at Yale, I think.)

I did the entire thing in my best “Southern Baptist Minister” voice, explained why this was such a comforting belief system, and got a standing ovation at the end from the entire class. The teacher gave me an A+. She said the A was for “Audacity.” Go figure 🙂